Monday, November 23, 2009

New Relationship :)


***-~=^^++MOSAIC OASIS POOL++^^=~-***
Juliet Sakura(TOP) and Miss Phoenix(BOTTOM).
Juliet loves to sniff slowly up my body while I love the feeling of her warm breath on my neck.

LOVES. KAWAII.







OH YA!!! and this is a typical screenshot of me and Janice T playing BLEACH vs ONEPIECE last night.
HehX.
I'm using Evil Ichigo while she use Monkey D. Luffy.
We are fighting a Lvl 99 Secret Boss.



P.S. Can't wait for my magic performance this Saturday at Square 2 shopping mall.
       Shall be heading to ZARA later to get my Broadway kinda high class magician outfit and style my hair.
       3 Videos of my previous magic performances shall be uploaded soon on my blog and youtube. It was a roaring success thx to everyone who have been there!!!

***Tampines got alot of sex scandal. I went downstairs to buy bread....then at staircase I saw this couple masturbating. The girl saw me and she faster stand up..then the guy faster keep his kukujiao. The whole place full of sperm smell lo...Got the fishy fishy smell of sperm.....YUCKS!!!....I FEEL LIKE STOMPING ON HIS KUKUBIRD!!! ARGH!!***





Juliet says she looks like Taiwan Yaoyao :P


Taiwan Yao Yao

Just met Juliet during work with Noelle and Valarie at Club Ratchada 2 days ago.

Juliet told me that she where got look like Celestina and say she look like Taiwan YaoYao(minus the boobs).

Here are some pics of YaoYao and Juliet the Penguin:



YaoYao



Juliet



Yao Yao



Juliet e Penguin



Yao Yao



Juliet



 Yao Yao



juliet

After little consideration....I think that she really looks like YaoYao. But she is jealous of YaoYao's boobs.
So Juliet...you want me to pei you go Thailand early next yr do plastic surgery ah? If you confirm then we really go lei.....you go do your boobs while I go do my double eyelids and jaw. HOHO. Plastic surgery rocks.

*after go for tt Nuffnang private event really feel like go plastic surgery together hor.*
*then we can wake up in opposite hospital beds facing each other and staring at each other and the mirror while jaws dropped "who's tt babe opposite me?"*

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Makeup and Dressing up is all about respect. It is a way of showing respect to your clients and people around you.



                              Me and my Dark Aura                                  

Makeup and Dressing up is all about respect. It is a way of showing respect to your clients and people around you. SO YEA. Gd news for guys who always want their gfs to learn how to makeup.




Yesterday I'm invited by Leslie Velge(organiser for Super Import Nights Motorshow 2009) to attend this year's countdown party 2010. Woohoo. Will be there to party all night. Catch me if you can.
                       
Gatecrash invitation on facebook by Leslie Velge(NYE party at Marina barrage)
Who wants me to invite you all, just pm me in facebook and I will send you a private invitation  :)




SPOILER LEAKED

Next year's Valentine day, Nawi and me is going to plan cool AWESOME magical stuff for all Singaporeans and people in S'pore!!! It shall be a MAGICAL VALENTINE DAY!!! shall not leak out more details till Dec. Nawi, if you're reading this.....I jus wanna wish you all the best in your magic performance in KL now. Meet up soon when you get back. HehX.

and CONGRATS to FIONA MAMA for OPENING QTips Nail Lab. Discounts for models. hehe.



They have cool and pretty manicure and pedicure. *winks*







The setting is very relaxed and soothing to the senses too :P

CHECK OUT THE PICS













QUOTE from QTips Nail Lab:

"We provide the following services - Manicure & Pedicure for both Express & Classic, Acrylic NailArt, Gel NailArt, 3D NailArt, Waxing."



 located at 57A Pagoda Street S(059216)

beside Chinatown MRT Station



Oprating Hours: 12pm - 9pm

Contact for booking appointment @ 62255429
 
I included a map of QTips Nail Lab and their cheap and good prices below:
 
 






P.S. Going with Leon, Jordan, Ling, Kenneth, Jaspas, Leonard, Maple and gang to play L4d2 at Cyberdome soon...
 

And I just got a friend request from Xavier(fiona models, dunno whether is it the same Xavier that Kristen knows)....Kristen can you verify is it him? thx babe :)

And I heard from Shi Xin that the guy in BLACK SHIRT who TIED ME SUPER HARD during my St. James performance....until I WANNA STRANGLE HIM!!! is actually Weiye(Amy's brother). Amy....if you are reading this......please don't tell me it's him...if not next time go EleganZ Studio got to find him le(if he pei u go).



The guy in black shirt.

To Janice T: Thanks for constantly inviting me to play WC3(dota and Bleach vs Onepiece) with you. Really enjoyed our countless games together. And kill Kyuubi, Evil Ichigo and the secret boss Aizen Sousuke!!! So FUN...dun you have fun playing with me hehe....if you're reading this I wanna hear your views.



one of me and Janice's coolest chats on msn.
              And if Jiahao ask you to pass me the LV bag. You can go and use the LV bag first!!! :)




To Rebecca Chen: Thx alot so much and we shall hangout soon :) and yea thx for wanting to go to my magic performance in SQUARE 2.



:D
      You even wrote bout me in your blog :)



To Valarie: GATECRASH!!!!! hoho. invited you le.....and nice watching movie tt day.Thx for ur constant great support...be it the late night calls or smses to support me. hope your modelling and singing goes well.
Meet you soon to pass you my dancing boots :)


I'm really loving the raining season. So Uber SHiok!!!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Hokkaido =)


Me and Nawi the Mentalist after our performance at
88 Restaurant(Harbourfront, Cable Car Tower)

Recently my whole family got alot of fuckup problems. Ever since my late grandma passed away, she wrote a will to divide the property equally among 3 of her 4 biological children. One of the children did not receive any will because she was given away to a couple to raise since young due to my grandma not having the financial ability to raise so many children. Thus, my grandma lost all contact with her and we all never see her for many many years.

So the remaining children is namely my mum(eldest daughter) and my 2 other uncles. My mum and the first uncle got their own families and own house, whereas the 2nd uncle got no house as he stays with my late grandma. My 2nd uncle have little pay as he works as a taxi driver. Thus my mum and my 1st uncle decides to give the whole house to him.

Then came the problem. My 2nd uncle used to have a wife. And this bitch slept with many other men for money, so my 2nd uncle divorced her. Therefore my uncle have not been in touch with her for like 10 plus years and I have not seen her for more than 10 yrs. My 2nd uncle eventually found a new gf and live happily with her.

On the night of my late grandma's funeral, this bitch suddenly appear at the funeral. Everyone was like "who is that woman". We found out later that even her own family members(she came from a very powerful family in Singapore, even they also don't wanna take care of her) have kicked her out of the house and refused to take care of her. We also found out that the men she have been sleeping with just left her.

This bitch later demand my 2nd uncle to give her half of my grandma's house. The lawyer asked us to think carefully as once it's signed....it's over. I mean walau......please don't act kind hearted BITCH!!! Where were you all these years?...my grandma died already then you come right??!!!
For 10 over years.....where were you as my aunty when I grow up. When I was financially and emotionally problematic and was kicked out of school....were you there to help me? No one does...
I have to fend for myself and take O'levels private candidate...

I mean this is our family's money and you want to take it away from us. It's not going to be easy...
FUCK YOU BEE-ITCH!!!!!
(voodoo doll and magic on the way to karma-tised you!!!)


I was reading Rebecca's blog and I really love this song by a German Band(Tokio Hotel) in her blog. European bands rocks okay...I grow up listening to bands like Edguy, Avantasia and I recommend you to listen to Tokio Hotel now. Listen to it...the rhythm and feeling is like going higher and higher till reaching an orgasm...




Phoenix to Rebecca: even though you should be at Cebu enjoying yourself by now after the midnight flight....thanks for the many wishes. Do not be afraid to go overseas alone ok? I know you can be an independent girl. Hope you enjoy your time there for the movie scene shoot. And I really wish one day I can go Cebu(though you have invited me to go and I'm always down with work) with you and Crystal. Then you can be our tour guide hoho XOXO.


P.S. on a brighter note. I'm going back to Hokkaido next year on a short trip to meet up with my relatives there and some of Japan's finest magicians. If you have no idea where is Hokkaido, it is one of the largest islands of Japan with tonnes of seafood. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokkaido

might be going to Tokyo afterwards to pay respects to my ancestor's shrine.


b4 I signed out, check this movie out in theaters now.
for frequent moviegoers, this weblink http://sg.movies.yahoo.com/Showtimes/cinemas/ may help alot to search every movie showtime and every available movies in every single cinema in S'pore


it is not only scary yet disturbing. it ROCKS.


Thursday, November 19, 2009

Magic Competition <3


Should I join or should I not?
Ning said this is the kind of competition that launch her career back in 2007.

I already miss out the chance to join Legerdemain 2010(http://forums.singaporemagiccircle.com/index.php?showtopic=11655) Magic Competition due to work magic performance commitments.

And Nawi the Mentalist is asking me to join Singapore Street Magic Festival Competition(http://forums.singaporemagiccircle.com/index.php?showtopic=11896) with him too....5 days of GRUELLING non-stop street magic performances on the streets of Singapore, Orchard Road etc. It's organised by IBM aka International Brotherhood of Magicians.

All the prizes and exposure sounds so tempting.



P.S. btw check out my favourite magician Cyril Takayama's 60 sec preview teaser. He is coming to S'pore.
He is my inspiration. A true master of masters in magic.


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Look Alikes Part 2. Deja Vu?



After posting my last blogpost. I realised that afew
of my friends bear striking resemblance to famous people.

Rebecca Chen my pretty babe looks like ShuQi. No wonder when I first saw you I thought you are ShuQi.
If you are wondering who is ShuQi, she is the hot Taiwaness actress who acts in So Close.

Here are several pics of Rebecca and ShuQi.



Rebecca Chen



ShuQi



Rebecca Chen



ShuQi



Rebecca Chen



ShuQi


and here is a video from Storm Riders. ShuQi is in it as Muse. Tell me whether does she looks like Rebecca :)


Not only her.....I realised that some of my other friends look similar to famous persona as well.

eg. Cheryl Ng(thanks babe for adding me up on facebook....though I didn't get to know you in person yet, but once I click on your facebook profile, it reminds me of Ning)



Cheryl Ng



Magic Babe Ning



Cheryl Ng again





Magic Babe Ning



Magic Babe Ning

Scary resemblance eh?


and lastly.....I think my hot sexy Penguin Juliet looks alot like Celestina.



Juju the Penguin




Celestina




Juju


Celestina



Juju



Celestina



Juju and Shixin


Celestina


Deja VU???
I'm starting to think.....maybe all this people who look alike.....including me and Joey Meng may be long lost siblings or blood relatives who came from the same great great great great great grandparents. Thus the DNA showing the same phenotype expressive traits.



P.S. Support my senior Magic Babe Ning at her event at ZIRCA. She will be performing awesome magic for all to see.




Quote from Ning herself:

"I’ll be performing my one gal show, Deadly Sexy Magic, next Thursday night at ZIRCA to help raise funds and improve awareness for violence against women.


Do support the cause by purchasing tickets for this PAVE charity fundraiser, organised by students of Ngee Ann Polytechnic. Spread the word about it!"

Date: 26 Nov 2009, Thurs


Venue: Zirca

Time: 7pm – late

Last admission: 930pm

Prizes to be won: Body Shop products, eng wah voucher, espirit vouchers, heeren privilege card.

Age Limit: 18+



Door sale: $23

Pre-sale: $20 (W/ one Drink)

$18 (NP students w/ one drink)

$15 ( W/O drink)


Do support her and

Ning you ROCK!!!
(it's an honor to meet you again at Caesar's gallery the other day)




P.S. Rebecca is also influencing me to go Cebu with her and Crystal Phuong and all the underwater modelling and movie thingy. 4 mths work internship. 800USD per mth, but we can use our salary to pay. It's a very good exposure but I don't know whether I have the time for both magic and modelling. Should I go?
http://bigfootstudios.com/interns/index.php


Got some people say I look like Joey Meng Yee Man(Ma Xiao Ling in I Have A Date With The Vampire series) XD


Joey Meng Yee Man aka Ma Xiao Ling(in A Date With The Vampire series).
There are alot of people recently who have been telling me on msn, facebook and even via smses that I reali look like her.

I decide to give it a test...and mix my pictures together with hers....to my SHOCK surprise...I found out tt I really do bear some resemblance to her.



Juliet the Penguin and Me.



Joey Meng



Penguin and Me



Yours Truly.



Joey Meng



Me.


Joey Meng




Joey Meng


Joey Meng.


Some videos of Joey Meng as Ma Xiao Ling in "I Have A Date With The Vampire"




















I have several suggestions from my magic fans to adopt a new magic style. Like Magic Babe Ning is always seen in black leather jeans and a corset; I'm thinking of the Broadway style.....with high class black coat, white shirt inside and black pants with a glossy belt.

Either that or it's like the fur jacket or motorcycle jacket with boots or trenchcoat.

I also received numerous suggestions to adopt a new hairstyle probably like Joey Meng LOL.



So do I bear a resemblance and look very like her?
 You be the judge.


P.S. Submitted my resume to a law firm. Hope I can get in and work as a legal secretary during the day :)




Tuesday, November 17, 2009

You Think I Very Free Is It? Just because everytime you date me out I'm not free!!!




Call me on the phone now.

Call me now you damn ASSHOLE!!!

You DUN BELIEVE ME RIGHT? always say I full of excuses when I'm busy working and can't go dating with you.

Who wanna date with you...such a LOSER.

BIGGEST ASSHOLE....you think I so free is it? Always can everytime go out with friends etc. YOU FUCKING THINK MY LIFE IS GLAMOUROUS IS IT?

it is not at all ok.....DAMN CHAO CHEEBYE. go and Ki Ki Lan KAN la. Nabei.

You think if i so RICH I still have to do MODELLING AND MAGIC all this shit is it?

if i so rich i can myself slack and go shopping everyday....why mus I constantly go out and date with guys to get paid.....YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS to earn money this way. TO EARN MONEY by acting to be someone's girlfriend and get kiss and hug etc.

FUCKOFF la.

You want me to post our entire conversation here?

I have to support everyone in my family plus my mum's and my heavy medical expenses. Work events, modelling, photoshoots, magic performances and paid dates. And yet still not enough to support my medical bills and my family. WTF la. you MOFO.

You think I so free and glamourous can always date guys in sportscar etc isit? Can pls FUCKING UNDERSTAND MY LIFE AND WHAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH!!!

no one can know my heart and what i'm feeling deep inside. NO ONE!!!

I really wish you go and die or get knock down by a car later. At least the world will be one less of a fucker.

I hope you REALLY WAKE UP ur perceptions of me after i YELL AT YOU on the phone.




GO FUCK YOURSELF. pls. do me a favor.





P.S. going for a job interview at Suntec later...looking for a fulltime day job.

and yea....pics of last night shall be uploaded soon. Thx to a particular someone for spending the night with me by driving me around marina barrage and orchard....i love the music playing in ur car....u showed me bright lights which I haven't seen for a long time.....thx for consoling me when I'm down.....making me laugh with your coin magic tricks.....




Monday, November 16, 2009

MONEY and a FUCK <3



"The whole world revolves around MONEY and a FUCK. Depends on which gender are you."
Solomon told me this yesterday. And I find it very true and have very deep meaning.




For most girls, their whole world revolves and is spinning around MONEY.



Everything that we girls do is for money.

We work jobs or do modelling is for money.
We sleep with guys is for money. Or you can say it's for love, but in the end it will still be for money.
We let guys take advantage is for money.
We do things to get famous...and we get famous is because of money.
We backstab other girls to make ourselves more competitive than them, in order to get more jobs, and the end result is still because of money.
We attract attention is because to get more people to know us and then get opportunities afterwards, then in the end is still for money.
We fuck with guys is for a stable family and ultimately is for financial security(money).
We become famous, do magazine shoots to get more jobs....and then the end is still for money.
We blog is to get more famous, which makes us get more jobs...and the end result is still money.
We make ourselves pretty and try our best to look pretty in order to get more jobs or more guys...both of which end result is still to obtain money.
Thus, everything we do...study, work, modelling, be pretty, get more jobs, attract attention, backstab other girls etc etc.....is for MONEY.




For most guys, it's worst. Their whole world revolves around a FUCK.



Everything they do is for a fuck.

They study hard in school in order to get a good job so that they can earn more money...and since girls love money...they can use their money to get a fuck.
They buy couple rings, flowers....become famous people in their working fields....so that girls will for fall them...and the final aim is still for a fuck.
They bring girls to cinema...start a relationship....treat girls well...in the end it's still for a fuck.
They join superband, dance competitions etc in order to get more famous and some money...but the end result is still to get pretty girl fans, and what can they do with pretty girls? Get into a relationship and ultimately leads to a fuck. So the end result is still for a fuck.
They do well in their careers, earn big money, buy house and cars....so as to attract,date and flirt with pretty girls, and the end result is still for a fuck.
They become famous celebs, tycoons, musicians, magicians, famous singers, dancers, pianists and artistes, so that they can have more fame, money etc and more girls to like them...and the final result is still for a fuck when the girls are with them.
They be nice guys with high status....organise big events etc....so that they have a good name and reputation, thus more girls will respect them and work with them.....and then they will use the right means to chase the girls as their gfs or wifes(or they don't even need to, since by then after all the things they have achieved, girls will automatically go to them)....and then the ending is still for a fuck.
Thus everything they do...study hard in school, do well in their work and careers, get famous, make big money, get house and cars so as to get girls etc etc...in the end is still for their ultimate goal in life....
a FUCK.







even McDonald's is not Spared.

P.S. Went for a magic performance with my magician partners Solomon and Nawi at 88 Restaurant(Harbourfront Cable Car Centre) last night. Audience of around 300. Pics shall be uploaded soon.


Dating someone special who will be driving me out later. =)


Oh ya....check out this book. It's great.


Sunday, November 15, 2009

Would you rather be RICH or CHIO? :P




Would you rather be born RICH or CHIO?

Recently I have been thinking of this as it has been going through my mind for quite sometime already.

Let's weigh the pros and cons.



Paris Hilton(Rich)

Advantages of being Rich: Money talks...you can buy almost anyone to your side.
You do not have to work and can go shopping everyday.
You do not need to rely on guys to buy you cars, bags etc
Even though you may be ugly, you can afford all the plastic surgeries in the world to become very pretty.
You can buy all the things you want in life.
Guys will adore you
Girls will envy you
You can sue anyone who offend you or degrades your reputation.
Everytime you talk, there is an aura of power in it.
People will invite you to exclusive VIP events and socialite dinners.
People will respect you and be afraid to talk bad about you.
You are the one who is paying the models and escorts, doing your own castings etc
You do not need any effort to lose weight as you can go for liposuctions.



Paris Hilton(Rich)

Disadvantages of being Rich: You can't buy love
You can't buy friendship
You can't buy a family
                  Hard to find a guy who can lower his pride and ego just to be with you.
High society pressure and life gets very messy.



Megan Fox(Chio)

Advantages of being Chio: You can be famous among your peers.
You can be a popular model
Guys who want to beat you up will turn soft once they see your pretty face.
You can be the leader in your group of girlfriends
You can gain alot of popular support as many guys your age will support you
Guys will date you out



Megan Fox(Chio)

Disadvantages of being Chio: Other girls will get jealous of you
Peer pressure as other girls will backstab you
Jealous people will soon find even the most minor faults in you to talk bad about you although you have tried your best and have many other good points.
People will gang up against you and cast you aside of their social circle.
You may marry a rich guy, but once you hit 30 he will get tired of you and he will find younger and prettier girls.
Most guys who date you out just want sex
Most guys who date you out are poor
You have to always watch your weight.
You need to rely on guys almost everytime to buy you stuffs


After weighing and comparing the pros and cons, I have finally came to the conclusion that being born Rich is better than being born Chio. Reason being if you are only born chio, you can be pretty but still have a low paying job, a fuckup life or not earning enough; whereas if you are rich, even if no matter how ugly you are, you can afford all the facial plastic surgeries, skin treatments, breasts implants, removal of scars and pigmentation, youth preservation and rejuvenation, eternal youth etc etc and still have alot of money to buy all the things u want in life.


Paris Hilton WINS


being Pretty is what people are born with;
but being Beautiful....that's when everyone have an equal chance.

Do you all agree?